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Turd Secret ServiceSeptic service company in The Woodlands, TX

Turd Secret Service is a septic service company in The Woodlands, TX, ranked #45 of 85 septic service companies in The Woodlands and rated 4.2 from 5 Google reviews. Open Monday to Friday.

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Key facts

Key facts about Turd Secret Service
Phone(888) 830-0478
Websiteturdsecretservice.com
HoursMonday to Friday: 8 AM – 5 PM
Google rating4.2 from 5 Google reviews

Trades

Each trade shows the evidence we matched it on.

  • Septicmain tradeGoogle main category
  • Landscapingadditional Google category

Service area

Serves The Woodlands and 12 towns within 25 miles: Atascocita, Humble, Aldine, Cloverleaf, Highlands, Jacinto City, Channelview, Galena Park, Spring, Houston, Deer Park and Pasadena.

Based in The Woodlands, TXView on map

Opening hours

Opening hours for Turd Secret Service
DayHours
Monday8 AM – 5 PM
Tuesday8 AM – 5 PM
Wednesday8 AM – 5 PM
Thursday8 AM – 5 PM
Friday8 AM – 5 PM
SaturdayClosed
SundayClosed
  • Open evenings — no
  • Open Saturdays — no
  • Open Sundays — no

Reviews

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Google

4.2from 5 Google reviews

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Questions about Turd Secret Service

How is Turd Secret Service ranked in The Woodlands?

Turd Secret Service is ranked #45 of 85 septic service companies in The Woodlands by CR Score, with 51 out of 100 as of November 2026. The score weighs reputation, credentials, review volume, recency, availability, trade focus, proximity, claimed profile, partnered and ContractorsRanked reviews. No business can pay to change its rank.

What are Turd Secret Service’s hours?

Turd Secret Service is open Monday to Friday. Its listed hours are Monday to Friday, 8 AM – 5 PM. It is closed on Saturdays and closed on Sundays. Hours come from the business listing; holiday hours may differ.

What areas does Turd Secret Service serve?

Serves The Woodlands and 12 towns within 25 miles: Atascocita, Humble, Aldine, Cloverleaf, Highlands, Jacinto City, Channelview, Galena Park, Spring, Houston, Deer Park and Pasadena. The list is based on the business's location and the usual service radius for septic and sewer service. Confirm your address is covered when you call.

What do Google reviews say about Turd Secret Service?

Turd Secret Service has a rating of 4.2 from 5 Google reviews. The CR Score adjusts the star rating for review count, so a high rating from a few reviews counts for less than the same rating from many.

How do I contact Turd Secret Service?

Call Turd Secret Service on (888) 830-0478. Its website is linked in the key facts on this page. Ask for a written estimate before any work starts.

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Compare nearby septic service companies

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Turd Secret Service (this business)—514.2 (5)—NoNo
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